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Bugs, pl. n.:
Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.
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All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest
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You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
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The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in
an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Bureau Termination, Law of:
When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out,
the number of employees in that bureau will double within
12 months after the decision is made.
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A method for transforming energy into solid waste.
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A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
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A politician who has tenure.
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Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Don't create a problem for which you do not have the answer.
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Burn's Hog Weighing Method:
(1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse.
(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank.
(3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again perfectly
(4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.
-- Robert Burns