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Abbott's Admonitions:
        (1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
        (2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.
                -- Charles Abbot, dean, University of Virginia
 
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Absent, adj.:
        Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered.
 
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Absentee, n.:
        A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove
        himself from the sphere of exaction.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Abstainer, n.:
        A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a
        pleasure.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Absurdity, n.:
        A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Academy:
        A modern school where football is taught.
Institute:
        An archaic school where football is not taught.
 
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Acceptance testing:
        An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.
 
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Accident, n.:
        A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of
        body is better.
                -- Foolish Dictionary
 
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Accordion, n.:
        A bagpipe with pleats.
 
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Accuracy, n.:
        The vice of being right
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