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Fortune: 1031 - 1040 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  1031 of 1105

"Trust me":
        Translation of the Latin "caveat emptor."
 
Linux Definitions:  1032 of 1105

Truthful, adj.:
        Dumb and illiterate.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Linux Definitions:  1033 of 1105

Tsort's Constant:
        1.67563, or precisely 1,237.98712567 times the difference between
the distance to the sun and the weight of a small orange.
                -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic" (slightly modified)
 
Linux Definitions:  1034 of 1105

Turnaucka's Law:
        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
        electrical cord.
 
Linux Definitions:  1035 of 1105

Tussman's Law:
        Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
 
Linux Definitions:  1036 of 1105

U.S. of A.:
        "Don't speak to the bus driver."
Germany:
        "It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver."
England:
        "You are requested to refrain from speaking to the driver."
Scotland:
        "What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?"
Italy:
        "Don't answer the driver."
 
Linux Definitions:  1037 of 1105

Udall's Fourth Law:
        Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you
        don't like.
 
Linux Definitions:  1038 of 1105

Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb:
        Never use your thumb for a rule.
        You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
 
Linux Definitions:  1039 of 1105

Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:
        Superiority is recessive.
 
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understand, v.:
        To reach a point, in your investigation of some subject, at which
        you cease to examine what is really present, and operate on the
        basis of your own internal model instead.
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