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Fortune: 1091 - 1100 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  1091 of 1105

work, n.:
        The blessed respite from screaming kids and
        soap operas for which you actually get paid.
 
Linux Definitions:  1092 of 1105

Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing:
        August.  The lift lines are the shortest, though.
                -- Steve Rubenstein
 
Linux Definitions:  1093 of 1105

Worst Month of the Year:
        February.  February has only 28 days in it, which means that if
        you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you
        don't get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
                -- Steve Rubenstein
 
Linux Definitions:  1094 of 1105

Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985:
        From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE: "If we get involved
        in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs
        damage my videotapes?"
 
Linux Definitions:  1095 of 1105

Worst Vegetable of the Year:
        The brussels sprout.  This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
                -- Steve Rubenstein
 
Linux Definitions:  1096 of 1105

write-protect tab, n.:
        A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly left
        by disk manufacturers.  The use of the tab creates an error message
        once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs the momentary
        inconvenience.
                -- Robb Russon
 
Linux Definitions:  1097 of 1105

WYSIWYG:
        What You See Is What You Get.
 
Linux Definitions:  1098 of 1105

XIIdigitation, n.:
        The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made
        by deciphering the Roman numerals at the end of the credits.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Linux Definitions:  1099 of 1105

Year, n.:
        A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Linux Definitions:  1100 of 1105

Yinkel, n.:
        A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one
        will notice.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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