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Fortune: 1096 - 1105 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  1096 of 1105

write-protect tab, n.:
        A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly left
        by disk manufacturers.  The use of the tab creates an error message
        once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs the momentary
        inconvenience.
                -- Robb Russon
 
Linux Definitions:  1097 of 1105

WYSIWYG:
        What You See Is What You Get.
 
Linux Definitions:  1098 of 1105

XIIdigitation, n.:
        The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made
        by deciphering the Roman numerals at the end of the credits.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Linux Definitions:  1099 of 1105

Year, n.:
        A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Linux Definitions:  1100 of 1105

Yinkel, n.:
        A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one
        will notice.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Linux Definitions:  1101 of 1105

yo-yo, n.:
        Something that is occasionally up but normally down.
        (see also Computer).
 
Linux Definitions:  1102 of 1105

Zall's Laws:
        (1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do
           will be wrong.
        (2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom
           door you're on.
 
Linux Definitions:  1103 of 1105

zeal, n.:
        Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.
 
Linux Definitions:  1104 of 1105

Zero Defects, n.:
        The result of shutting down a production line.
 
Linux Definitions:  1105 of 1105

Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
        People are always available for work in the past tense.
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