yo-yo, n.:
Something that is occasionally up but normally down.
(see also Computer).
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Zall's Laws:
(1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do
will be wrong.
(2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom
door you're on.
Linux Definitions: 1103 of 1105
zeal, n.:
Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.
Linux Definitions: 1104 of 1105
Zero Defects, n.:
The result of shutting down a production line.
Linux Definitions: 1105 of 1105
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.