Linux Definitions

Boren's Laws:
        (1) When in charge, ponder.
        (2) When in trouble, delegate.
        (3) When in doubt, mumble.

boss, n:
        According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the
        words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss,
        in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an
        ornamental stud."

Boucher's Observation:
        He who blows his own horn always plays the music
        several octaves higher than originally written.

Bower's Law:
        Talent goes where the action is.

Bowie's Theorem:
        If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

boy, n:
        A noise with dirt on it.

Bradley's Bromide:
        If computers get too powerful, we can organize
        them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Brady's First Law of Problem Solving:
        When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more
        easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger
        have handled this?"

brain, n:
        The apparatus with which we think that we think.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

brain, v: [as in "to brain"]
        To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source
        of error in an opponent.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"