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Fortune: 521 - 530 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Labor, n.:
        One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Lackland's Laws:
        (1) Never be first.
        (2) Never be last.
        (3) Never volunteer for anything
 
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Lactomangulation, n.:
        Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
        that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
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Langsam's Laws:
        (1) Everything depends.
        (2) Nothing is always.
        (3) Everything is sometimes.
 
Linux Definitions:  525 of 1105

Larkinson's Law:
        All laws are basically false.
 
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laser, n.:
        Failed death ray.
 
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Laura's Law:
        No child throws up in the bathroom.
 
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Law of Communications:
        The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
        between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased
        area of misunderstanding.
 
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Law of Continuity:
        Experiments should be reproducible.  They should all fail the same way.
 
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Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
        the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
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