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Fortune: 600 - 609 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  600 of 1105

meeting, n.:
        An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
        department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
 
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meetings, n.:
        A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
 
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memo, n.:
        An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit
        of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
 
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Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American:
        The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.
 
Linux Definitions:  604 of 1105

Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average American:
        The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the
        cork makes when it is popped.
 
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Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:
        All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
 
Linux Definitions:  606 of 1105

Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American:
        Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that
        is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can
        never hope to acquire it.
 
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Menu, n.:
        A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
 
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Meskimen's Law:
        There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
        do it over.
 
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meterologist, n.:
        One who doubts the established fact that it is
        bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.
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