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Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so
long it has become a science project.
-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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My father taught me three things:
(1) Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
(2) Never try to draw to an inside straight.
(3) Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.
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When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better.
-- Gerald Nachman
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The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight
to also yawn.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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nerd pack, n.:
Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling
clothes. Nerd's position in engineering hierarchy can be measured
by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling in his pack.
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neutron bomb, n.:
An explosive device of limited military value because, as
it only destroys people without destroying property, it
must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.
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Different color from previous model.
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An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the
government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will
your worst dreams.
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Newton's Law of Gravitation:
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where
you can find it. Murphy's Law applies to Newton's.