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Never open a box you didn't close.
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2 dashes == 1smidgen
2 smidgens == 1 pinch
3 pinches == 1 soupcon
2 soupcons == 2 much paprika
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A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
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Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
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Parkinson's Fifth Law:
If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
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Parkinson's Fourth Law:
The number of people in any working group tends to increase
regardless of the amount of work to be done.
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A gathering where you meet people who drink
so much you can't even remember their names.
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The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly.
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To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
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A programming language named after a man who would turn over
in his grave if he knew about it.
-- Datamation, January 15, 1984