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Fortune: 691 - 700 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Pandora's Rule:
        Never open a box you didn't close.
 
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Paprika Measure:
        2 dashes    ==  1smidgen
        2 smidgens  ==  1 pinch
        3 pinches   ==  1 soupcon
        2 soupcons  ==  2 much paprika
 
Linux Definitions:  693 of 1105

paranoia, n.:
        A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
 
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Pardo's First Postulate:
        Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Arnold's Addendum:
        Everything else causes cancer in rats.
 
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Parkinson's Fifth Law:
        If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
        bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
 
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Parkinson's Fourth Law:
        The number of people in any working group tends to increase
        regardless of the amount of work to be done.
 
Linux Definitions:  697 of 1105

party, n.:
        A gathering where you meet people who drink
        so much you can't even remember their names.
 
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Pascal Users:
        The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
        Please modify your programs accordingly.
 
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Pascal Users:
        To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
        death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
 
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Pascal:
        A programming language named after a man who would turn over
        in his grave if he knew about it.
                -- Datamation, January 15, 1984
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