| Linux Definitions: 768 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the
other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
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| Linux Definitions: 769 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
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| Linux Definitions: 770 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
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| Linux Definitions: 771 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion."
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| Linux Definitions: 772 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I never met a man I couldn't drink handsome."
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| Linux Definitions: 773 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
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| Linux Definitions: 774 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it
didn't work."
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| Linux Definitions: 775 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a
horse with one of the horns broken off."
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| Linux Definitions: 776 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return
it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."
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| Linux Definitions: 777 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."
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