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Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience:
        (1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes
            and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.
        (2) When you finally buy pretty stationary
            to continue the correspondence, he stops writing.
 
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Barker's Proof:
        Proofreading is more effective after publication.
 
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Barometer, n.:
        An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we
        are having.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Barth's Distinction:
        There are two types of people: those who divide people into two
        types, and those who don't.
 
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Baruch's Observation:
        If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
 
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Basic Definitions of Science:
        If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
        If it stinks, it's chemistry.
        If it doesn't work, it's physics.
 
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BASIC, n.:
        A programming language.  Related to certain social diseases in
        that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
 
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Bathquake, n.:
        The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
        faucet is turned on to a certain point.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
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Battle, n.:
        A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that
        will not yield to the tongue.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
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Beauty, n.:
        The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
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