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Fortune: 844 - 853 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  844 of 1105

QOTD:
        My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
 
Linux Definitions:  845 of 1105

QOTD:
        On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say...  oh, somewhere in there.
 
Linux Definitions:  846 of 1105

QOTD:
        Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
 
Linux Definitions:  847 of 1105

QOTD:
        Silence is the only virtue he has left.
 
Linux Definitions:  848 of 1105

QOTD:
        Some people have one of those days.  I've had one of those lives.
 
Linux Definitions:  849 of 1105

QOTD:
        Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
        I do what I get paid to do.
 
Linux Definitions:  850 of 1105

QOTD:
        Talk about willing people... over half of them are willing to work
        and the others are more than willing to watch them.
 
Linux Definitions:  851 of 1105

QOTD:
        The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean
        the snakes have gone away.
 
Linux Definitions:  852 of 1105

QOTD:
        The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the
        gerbil has more dark meat.
 
Linux Definitions:  853 of 1105

QOTD:
        Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE?
        Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK...  S'great...
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