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Linux Definitions

Fortune: 901 - 910 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  901 of 1105

Sattinger's Law:
        It works better if you plug it in.
 
Linux Definitions:  902 of 1105

Savage's Law of Expediency:
        You want it bad, you'll get it bad.
 
Linux Definitions:  903 of 1105

scenario, n.:
        An imagined sequence of events that provides the context in
        which a business decision is made.  Scenarios always come in
        sets of three: best case, worst case, and just in case.
 
Linux Definitions:  904 of 1105

Schapiro's Explanation:
        The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's
        because they use more manure.
 
Linux Definitions:  905 of 1105

Schlattwhapper, n.:
        The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
        hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Linux Definitions:  906 of 1105

Schmidt's Observation:
        All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap
        than a thin person.
 
Linux Definitions:  907 of 1105

Scott's First Law:
        No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Scott's Second Law:
        When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found
        to have been wrong in the first place.
Corollary:
        After the correction has been found in error, it will be
        impossible to fit the original quantity back into the
        equation.
 
Linux Definitions:  908 of 1105

scribline, n.:
        The blank area on the back of credit cards where one's signature goes.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Linux Definitions:  909 of 1105

Second Law of Business Meetings:
        If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you
        will pick the wrong one.

Corollary:
        If there is only one way to spell a name,
        you will spell it wrong, anyway.
 
Linux Definitions:  910 of 1105

Second Law of Final Exams:
        In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most
        distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
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