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Fortune: 997 - 1006 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  997 of 1105

The Marines:
        The few, the proud, the not very bright.
 
Linux Definitions:  998 of 1105

The Modelski Chain Rule:
(1)     Look intently at the problem for several minutes.  Scratch your
        head at 20-30 second intervals.  Try solving the problem on your
        Hewlett-Packard.
(2)     Failing this, look around at the class.  Select a particularly
        bright-looking individual.
(3)     Procure a large chain.
(4)     Walk over to the selected student and threaten to beat him severely
        with the chain unless he gives you the answer to the problem.
        Generally, he will.  It may also be a good idea to give him a sound
        thrashing anyway, just to show you mean business.
 
Linux Definitions:  999 of 1105

The most dangerous organization in America today is:
        (a) The KKK
        (b) The American Nazi Partylove
        (c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
 
Linux Definitions:  1000 of 1105

The Official MBA Handbook on business cards:
        Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm,
        Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate
        Planning."
 
Linux Definitions:  1001 of 1105

The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane:
        Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless
        you have previously ascertained that the passenger next to you
        is blind, a rock musician on mood-ameliorating drugs, or the
        unfortunate possessor of a forty-seventh chromosome.
 
Linux Definitions:  1002 of 1105

The Official MBA Handbook on the use of sunlamps:
        Use a sunlamp only on weekends.  That way, if the office wise guy
        remarks on the sudden appearance of your tan, you can fabricate
        some story about a sun-stroked weekend at some island Shangri-La
        like Caneel Bay.  Nothing is more transparent than leaving the
        office at 11:45 on a Tuesday night, only to return an Aztec sun
        god at 8:15 the next morning.
 
Linux Definitions:  1003 of 1105

The Phone Booth Rule:
        A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
 
Linux Definitions:  1004 of 1105

The qotc (quote of the con) was Liz's:
        "My brain is paged out to my liver."
 
Linux Definitions:  1005 of 1105

The real man's Bloody Mary:
        Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire
        sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.

        Fill a large tumbler with vodka.
        Throw all the other ingredients away.
 
Linux Definitions:  1006 of 1105

The Roman Rule:
        The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
        one who is doing it.
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