| Linux Definitions: 1016 of 1105 |
Theory of Selective Supervision:
The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is
the one time the boss walks through the office.
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| Linux Definitions: 1017 of 1105 |
theory, n.:
System of ideas meant to explain something, chosen with a view to
originality, controversialism, incomprehensibility, and how good
it will look in print.
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| Linux Definitions: 1018 of 1105 |
There are three ways to get something done:
(1) Do it yourself.
(2) Hire someone to do it for you.
(3) Forbid your kids to do it.
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| Linux Definitions: 1019 of 1105 |
Those lovable Brits department:
They also have trouble pronouncing `vitamin'.
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| Linux Definitions: 1020 of 1105 |
Three rules for sounding like an expert:
(1) Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness.
(2) Always point out second-order effects, but never point out
when they can be ignored.
(3) Come up with three rules of your own.
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| Linux Definitions: 1021 of 1105 |
Thyme's Law:
Everything goes wrong at once.
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| Linux Definitions: 1022 of 1105 |
timesharing, n:
An access method whereby one computer abuses many people.
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| Linux Definitions: 1023 of 1105 |
Tip of the Day:
Never fry bacon in the nude.
[Correction: always fry bacon in the nude; you'll learn not to burn it]
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| Linux Definitions: 1024 of 1105 |
TIPS FOR PERFORMERS:
Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters.
There are a finite number of jokes in the universe.
Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music longer than
they would ordinarily.
There is no music in space.
People will pay to watch people make sounds.
Everything on stage should be larger than in real life.
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| Linux Definitions: 1025 of 1105 |
today, n.:
A nice place to visit, but you can't stay here for long.
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