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Flugg's Law:
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the
world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1020 of 3566 |
Flying saucers on occasion
Show themselves to human eyes.
Aliens fume, put off invasion
While they brand these tales as lies.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1021 of 3566 |
Fog Lamps, n.:
Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the
fronts of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the
driver's brain is in a fog.
See also "Idiot Lights".
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1022 of 3566 |
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
-- Walt Kelly, "Putluck Pogo"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1023 of 3566 |
For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1024 of 3566 |
For a good time, call (510) 642-9483
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1025 of 3566 |
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a
cat.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1026 of 3566 |
"For an adequate time call 555-3321"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1027 of 3566 |
For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be
always old-fashioned.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1028 of 3566 |
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat,
and wrong.
-- H. L. Mencken
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