Freebsd Fortunes

For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...

For a good time, call (510) 642-9483

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a
cat.

"For an adequate time call 555-3321"

For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be
always old-fashioned.

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat,
and wrong.
                -- H. L. Mencken

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
                -- R. Clopton

For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.

For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire
life to date.  He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days
now.  He has the sense of joyful independence a 5-year-old child gets
when he suddenly realizes that he could be operating an acetylene torch
in the coat closet and neither parent [because of the flu] would have
the strength to object.  He has been foraging for his own food, which
means his diet consists entirely of "food" substances which are
advertised only on Saturday-morning cartoon shows; substances that are
the color of jukebox lights and that, for legal reasons, have their
names spelled wrong, as in New Creemy Chok-'n'-Cheez Lumps o' Froot
("part of this complete breakfast").
                -- Dave Barry, "Molecular Homicide"

For perfect happiness, remember two things:
        (1) Be content with what you've got.
        (2) Be sure you've got plenty.