Daily FortunesMay 26, 2013
Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?
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Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?
-- Jimmy Durante
Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic...
Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic condition?
We spent years of wild buying on credit, everything under the sun, whether
we needed it or not, and now we are having to pay for it, howling like a
pet coon. This would be a great world to dance in...
Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this...
Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle?
-- Alan Shepherd, the first man into space, Gemini program
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when...
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she
kissed her cow.
-- Rabelais
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
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Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
-- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
-- None of my socks match.
-- I'm having all my plants neutered.
-- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out...
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Daily Fortunes for May 26, 2013
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