Daily Fortunes

Jan 26, 2013

I hate dying. -- Dave Johnson
I hate dying. -- Dave Johnson

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that...
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night. -- Steven Wright

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them,...
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson

I hate quotations. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hate quotations. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in...
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. -- Lenny Bruce

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