Daily Fortunes

Apr 26, 2013

Prunes give you a run for your money.
Prunes give you a run for your money.

Pryor's Observation: How long you live has nothing...
Pryor's Observation: How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing...
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. -- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles"

Psychics will soon lead dogs to your body.
Psychics will soon lead dogs to your body.

Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards...
Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself a therapy. -- Karl Kraus Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. -- C.G. Jung

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