Daily Fortunes

Apr 16, 2015

genlock, n: Why he stays in the bottle.
genlock, n: Why he stays in the bottle.

Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position...
Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French forces, my officers have been diligently complying with your requests which have been sent by H.M. ship from London to Lisbon and thence by dispatch to...

Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on...
Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband's old girl friend.

George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night...
George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note: "Bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he had a previous...

George Orwell was an optimist.
George Orwell was an optimist.

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