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Apr 15, 2015

COBOL: Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
COBOL: Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.

COBOL is for morons. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
COBOL is for morons. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra

Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.

COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.

Coding is easy; All you do is sit staring at a terminal until...
Coding is easy; All you do is sit staring at a terminal until the drops of blood form on your forehead.
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