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Apr 25, 2015

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because...
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. -- George Burns

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;...
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as...
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. -- Maslow

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which...
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will...
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -- Mark Twain

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