Daily Fortunes

Apr 2, 2015

"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on...
"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard." -- Dr. Joy

OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it...
One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette. -- Professor Charles P. Issawi

Periphrasis is the putting of things in a round-about way...
Periphrasis is the putting of things in a round-about way. "The cost may be upwards of a figure rather below 10m#." is a periphrasis for The cost may be nearly 10m#. "In Paris there reigns a complete absence of really reliable news" is a periphrasis...

"Plaese porrf raed." -- Prof. Michael...
"Plaese porrf raed." -- Prof. Michael O'Longhlin, S.U.N.Y. Purchase

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