Daily Fortunes

Apr 19, 2015

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking...
Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills. -- Marc Price

Drinking is not a spectator sport. --...
Drinking is not a spectator sport. -- Jim Brosnan

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools...
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. -- Robert Benchley

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at...
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from the other animals. -- Pierre de Beaumarchais, "Le Marriage de Figaro"

Drive defensively, buy a tank.
Drive defensively, buy a tank.

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