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Apr 28, 2015

Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable...
Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

marriage, n.: An old, established institution, entered...
marriage, n.: An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply in love and desiring to make a committment to each other expressing that love. In short, committment to an institution.

marriage, n.: Convertible bonds.
marriage, n.: Convertible bonds.

Marriage, n.: The evil aye.
Marriage, n.: The evil aye.

Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will...
Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.

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