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Apr 1, 2015

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up...
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallagher

I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know...
I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most. -- Bob Dylan

I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster. --...
I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster. -- John Hinckley

I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Congs. --...
I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Congs. -- Muhammad Ali

I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself...
I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I choose.

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