Freebsd Fortunes 6

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.

The trouble with being punctual is that people
think you have nothing more important to do.

The trouble with computers is that they do
what you tell them, not what you want.
                -- D. Cohen

The trouble with doing something right the first
time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that
five or six days later you're hungry again.
                -- George Miller

The trouble with heart disease is that the first
symptom is often hard to deal with: death.
                -- Michael Phelps

The trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives.
                -- George S. Kaufman

The trouble with money is it costs too much!

The trouble with opportunity is that it
always comes disguised as hard work.
                -- Herbert V. Prochnow

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing --
and then marry him.
                -- Cher