Freebsd Fortunes 6

The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men,
but there has always been a limited number of Human Beings.
                -- Little Big Man

The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.

The trouble with being punctual is that people
think you have nothing more important to do.

The trouble with computers is that they do
what you tell them, not what you want.
                -- D. Cohen

The trouble with doing something right the first
time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that
five or six days later you're hungry again.
                -- George Miller

The trouble with heart disease is that the first
symptom is often hard to deal with: death.
                -- Michael Phelps

The trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives.
                -- George S. Kaufman

The trouble with money is it costs too much!