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Freebsd Fortunes 6

Fortune: 1161 - 1170 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1161 of 2171

The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1162 of 2171

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1163 of 2171

The trouble with being punctual is that people
think you have nothing more important to do.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1164 of 2171

The trouble with computers is that they do
what you tell them, not what you want.
                -- D. Cohen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1165 of 2171

The trouble with doing something right the first
time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1166 of 2171

The trouble with eating Italian food is that
five or six days later you're hungry again.
                -- George Miller
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1167 of 2171

The trouble with heart disease is that the first
symptom is often hard to deal with: death.
                -- Michael Phelps
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1168 of 2171

The trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives.
                -- George S. Kaufman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1169 of 2171

The trouble with money is it costs too much!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1170 of 2171

The trouble with opportunity is that it
always comes disguised as hard work.
                -- Herbert V. Prochnow
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