Freebsd Fortunes 3

Cheer Up!  Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality.
                -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"

Chef, n:
        Any cook who swears in French.

Cheit's Lament:
        If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you--
        the next time he's in need.

CHEMICALS:
        Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.

Chemist who falls in acid is absorbed in work.

Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.

Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.

Cheops' Law:
        Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

"Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please,
                which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't care much where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.