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Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...
they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!
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checkuary, n:
The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends
when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.
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Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
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Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality.
-- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"
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Chef, n:
Any cook who swears in French.
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Cheit's Lament:
If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you--
the next time he's in need.
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CHEMICALS:
Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
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Chemist who falls in acid is absorbed in work.
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Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.
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Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
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