Freebsd Fortunes 5

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 4BSD?
My friends all got sources, so why can't I see?
Come all you moby hackers, come sing it out with me:
To hell with the lawyers from AT&T!

Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one
arch-enemy -- and that is life.
                -- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele"

Oh, my friend, it is not what they take away from you that counts --
it's what you do with what you have left.
                -- Hubert H. Humphrey

Oh, so there you are!

Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea.
He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me.
No, he won't catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee.
He may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
                -- The Smothers Brothers

Oh this age!  How tasteless and ill-bred it is.
                -- Gaius Valerius Catullus

Oh wearisome condition of humanity!
Born under one law, to another bound.
                -- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke

Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
                -- Shakespeare

Oh, when I was in love with you,
        Then I was clean and brave,
And miles around the wonder grew
        How well did I behave.

And now the fancy passes by,
        And nothing will remain,
And miles around they'll say that I
        Am quite myself again.
                -- A.E. Housman