Freebsd Fortunes 5

My darling wife was always glum.
I drowned her in a cask of rum,
And so made sure that she would stay
In better spirits night and day.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people.
                -- Orson Welles

My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.

My experience with government is when things are non-controversial,
beautifully co-ordinated and all the rest, it must be that not much
is going on.
                -- J.F. Kennedy

My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.
                -- Iphicrates

My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose
your ignorance; you cannot replace it."
                -- Erich Maria Remarque

My father taught me three things:
        1: Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
        2: Never try to draw to an inside straight.
        3: Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.

My father was a God-fearing man, but he never
missed a copy of the New York Times, either.
                -- E.B. White

My father was a saint, I'm not.
                -- Indira Gandhi

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce
and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
                -- Senator Hubert Humphrey