Freebsd Fortunes 5

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people.
                -- Orson Welles

My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.

My experience with government is when things are non-controversial,
beautifully co-ordinated and all the rest, it must be that not much
is going on.
                -- J.F. Kennedy

My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.
                -- Iphicrates

My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose
your ignorance; you cannot replace it."
                -- Erich Maria Remarque

My father taught me three things:
        1: Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
        2: Never try to draw to an inside straight.
        3: Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.

My father was a God-fearing man, but he never
missed a copy of the New York Times, either.
                -- E.B. White

My father was a saint, I'm not.
                -- Indira Gandhi

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce
and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
                -- Senator Hubert Humphrey

My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh
Pirates team, which lost 112 games.  After a terrible series against the
New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors
and let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can
somebody think of something to help us win a game?"
        "I'd like to make a suggestion," Metkovich said.  "On any ball hit
to center field, let's just let it roll to see if it might go foul."
                -- Joe Garagiola, "It's Anybody's Ball Game"