Freebsd Fortunes

Cinemuck, n.:
        The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Clairvoyant, n.:
        A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
                -- Phyllis Diller

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

"Cleveland?  Yes, I spent a week there one day."

Cleveland still lives.  God must be dead.

Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on
society.
                -- Mark Twain

COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.

Cocaine -- the thinking man's Dristan.