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Clairvoyant, n.:
A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller
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Cleanliness is next to impossible.
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"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."
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Cleveland still lives. God must be dead.
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Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.
-- Mark Twain
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COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
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Cocaine -- the thinking man's Dristan.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum --
"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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