Freebsd Fortunes 6

The search for the perfect martini is a fraud.  The perfect martini is
a belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappings
of civilization.
                -- T.K.

The second best policy is dishonesty.

The Second Law of Thermodynamics:
        If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!
                -- Jim Warner

The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.

The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.

The secret of success is sincerity.  Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.
                -- Jean Giraudoux

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow;
there is no humor in Heaven.
                -- Mark Twain

The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone
beat their head on the keyboard.  After working with it... I can see why!
                -- Harry Skelton

The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he
reported to Fafhrd: "I have seen much, yet cannot explain all.  The Gray
Mouser is exactly twenty-five feet below the deepest cellar in the palace
of Gilpkerio Kistomerces.  Even though twenty-four parts in twenty-five of
him are dead, he is alive.
        Now about Lankhmar.  She's been invaded, her walls breached
everywhere and desperate fighting is going on in the streets, by a fierce
host which out-numbers Lankhamar's inhabitants by fifty to one -- and
equipped with all modern weapons.  Yet you can save the city."
        "How?" demanded Fafhrd.
        Ningauble shrugged.  "You're a hero.  You should know."
                -- Fritz Leiber, "The Swords of Lankhmar"

The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,
and sixth years.