Daily Fortunes

May 27, 2015

New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention...
New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Yourself. Apply within.

New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area...
New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area. -- Monty Python's Big Red Book

New systems generate new problems.
New systems generate new problems.

New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels...
New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age, and his wife most often reminds him to act it. -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary

New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.

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