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Apr 27, 2015

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends...
I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. -- Chauncey Depew

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors...
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. -- James Boren

"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." ...
"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots."

If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended...
If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better, and (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health. -- Sir Peter Medawar,...

If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction...
If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction. On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction. The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly. The crucial...

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