| Freebsd Fortunes: 2129 of 3566 |
New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of
Cruelty to Yourself. Apply within.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2130 of 3566 |
New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area.
-- Monty Python's Big Red Book
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2131 of 3566 |
New systems generate new problems.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2132 of 3566 |
New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age, and
his wife most often reminds him to act it.
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2133 of 3566 |
New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2134 of 3566 |
New York's got the ways and means;
Just won't let you be.
-- The Grateful Dead
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2135 of 3566 |
Newlan's Truism:
An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government
economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2136 of 3566 |
NEWS FLASH!!
Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West
German pole-vault champion.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2137 of 3566 |
Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2138 of 3566 |
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law:
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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