Freebsd Fortunes

New York is real.  The rest is done with mirrors.

New York's got the ways and means;
Just won't let you be.
                -- The Grateful Dead

Newlan's Truism:
        An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government
economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

NEWS FLASH!!
        Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West
        German pole-vault champion.

Newton's Fourth Law:  Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.

Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law:
        A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying
as an income tax refund.
                -- F. J. Raymond

"Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
                -- Foghorn Leghorn

Nihilism should commence with oneself.