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Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
-- Richard Lewis
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MOTHER:
Half a word.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 447 of 2298 |
Mother Earth is not flat!
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Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that
there would be so many.
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Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there
would be so many.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 450 of 2298 |
Mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before.
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President, but they
don't want them to become politicians in the process.
-- John F. Kennedy
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Mothers of large families (who claim to common sense)
Will find a Tiger will repay the trouble and expense.
-- Hilaire Belloc, "The Tiger"
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Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
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MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
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