Freebsd Fortunes 5

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that
there would be so many.

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there
would be so many.

Mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before.

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President, but they
don't want them to become politicians in the process.
                -- John F. Kennedy

Mothers of large families (who claim to common sense)
Will find a Tiger will repay the trouble and expense.
                -- Hilaire Belloc, "The Tiger"

Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.

MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING

Mountain Dew and doughnuts...  because breakfast is the most important meal
of the day.

Mr. Cole's Axiom:
        The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the
        population is growing.

Mr. Rockford?  This is Betty Joe Withers.  I got four shirts of yours from
the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake.  I don't know why they gave me men's
shirts but they're going back.