Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 11, 2006

jake hates all the girls(the shy ones, the bold ...
jake hates all the girls(the shy ones, the bold paul scorns all ones; the meek the girls(the proud sloppy sleek) bright ones, the dim all except the cold ones; the slim ...

There was a young fellow of Mayence Who fucked his own arse...
There was a young fellow of Mayence Who fucked his own arse in defiance Not only of custom And morals, dad-bust him, But of most of the known laws of science.

Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: ...
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog? A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.

Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: ...
Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: A doberman.