Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 27, 2006

The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.

A pretty young boy known as Kevin Was raped in a pasture...
A pretty young boy known as Kevin Was raped in a pasture by seven Lascivious beasts (Oh, those Anglican priests) And such is the Kingdom of Heaven.

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to...
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.

Q: Why is it that Mexico isn't sending anyone to the '84...
Q: Why is it that Mexico isn't sending anyone to the '84 summer games? A: Anyone in Mexico who can run, swim or jump is already in LA.

What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina...
What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina Turner