Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 10, 2006

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

He jests at scars who never felt a wound. --...
He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

Love is sentimental measles.
Love is sentimental measles.

The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief...
The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly. -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul

We are each only one drop in a great ocean -- but some of...
We are each only one drop in a great ocean -- but some of the drops sparkle!

We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're...
We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're pretty sure that it wasn't a fish. -- Marshall McLuhan

A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in...
A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in her cups: "The height of my folly Was fucking a collie -- But I got a nice price for the pups."

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will...
I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander...
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade...