Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 19, 2006

Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain...
Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.
God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.

Living in the complex world of the future is somewhat like...
Living in the complex world of the future is somewhat like having bees live in your head. But, there they are.

Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, ...
Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the Pulitzer prize

SANTA IS BRINGING GOOD WISHES FROM ALL THE MICRO ARTISTS GANG! ...
SANTA IS BRINGING GOOD WISHES FROM ALL THE MICRO ARTISTS GANG! MAY 1988 BE A HAPPY YEAR! \__\_ :. ___/ ..\ /-- :.______ : .:* : . _ .: :.. . : . ...

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. --...
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready...
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward

If you fool around with something long enough, it will...
If you fool around with something long enough, it will eventually break.